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THE FABULOUS PHASES OF THE MONTHLY CYCLE
The Premonition Phase:
The Shit-Just-Got-Real Phase:
The Eyeballs-Won’t-Stop-Leaking Phase:
The Bring-Me-A-Chocolate-Cow (THE GODS DEMAND IT!!) Phase:
The Tired-As-Fuck Phase:
The HURRICANE-BITCH Phase:
The Delusional-From-Massive-Blood-Loss Phase:
The Randomly-Horny Phase:
The DEATH-BED Phase:
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